State Of The Union Preview: ‘Web Of Lies Intact, House Of Cards Sturdy’

Anonymous White House sources revealed that the President’s upcoming Goldman Sachs Presents the State of the Union Address will reinforce themes such as the integrity of the “Web of Lies” that underlies nearly every aspect of American society and the stability of the world’s economic “House of Cards”.

The speech is expected to temporarily replenish the rapidly evaporating well of delusion that has been tapped to sustain the American Dream, which has remained on life support for over thirty years.

State of the Union Address title sponsor Goldman Sachs has final script approval, the sources noted, and emphasized that Lord Blankfein would not tolerate any “ad-libbing” from the orator.

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