“I’d Tap That”, Reports Man Who That Would Never Even Speak To

Salem man Jeff Prescott announced his willingness to engage in sexual activities with a female patron at Bingey’s bar who, if approached by Prescott, would laugh at and then ignore the portly paramour.

“Oh yeah, that is tight. I’d tap that”, Prescott, 33, proclaimed to his friends while staring intently at that, with which he had not even made eye contact. “I totally want to get up in that”, he added.

When news of Prescott’s intentions reached that, that looked briefly in Prescott’s direction then made a comment which caused that and its companions to laugh heartily, then resume their conversation.


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